Probably 10 things highly politically correct and/or pointless/unworkable. 1. Fill in loads of paperwork - more than now. If that doesn't work - fill in more paperwork. 2. Counselling for patients – become their own personal agony uncle. 3. Be responsible for making sure your ambulance is clean and spotless on the outside so citizens will see what a wonderful health service we have. 4. Call all patients ‘Sir’ or ‘Madam’. But what do you call the transgendered? 5. Buy your own equipment to save money. Our soldiers in Iraq do. 6. Double up as a firefighter. Attend fires, put them out, save the patients. 7. Perform operations at the patient’s home. That would save a lot. 8. Run down pedestrians to make more work for yourself. 9. Learn to make do without sleep. 10. Put a broom up your bum and sweep the streets while you are walking around looking for addresses.