I wouldn't trust 'em with a Gerbil, I got a job as "male unwell" in a nursing home to find a man in CCF lying flat on his back on the floor. None too impressed, I asked how long had he been like this, they told me over an hour! When i asked why they had n't called earlier, they told me the photocopier had broke so they had to write his notes by hand. I think I said a bad word (under my breath).