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Re: Kill All Old People!
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Vic
Yes. Kill them all. The unemployed, the disabled, anyone who is a burden on society. While we're there, put lots of defibs in Tesco's. But before using them check the patient's credit card and apply a charge before the treatment is given. Better still set up a scheme so everyone has to subscribe £10 per week to a 'Resus Plan' in case they have a cardiac in the supermart. Then we can bypass the credit card system because they are signed up to the plan. But make sure they are fully paid up of course. If for any reason the defib is used in error and the patient is not able to pay, inject them with 300ml of morphine. That will finish them off.
Then use the money saved to pay the managers to spend more time on golf courses.
BTW, in case anyone thinks I'm being serious, I'm just being cynical - or prophetic?
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