I dread to think the ammounts of bodily fluids I have on my nursing uniform today... Their are possibilities of: Granny wee (obviously) IV Drug user blood (which I mopped up) a Dead bodies blood (which splashed everywhere... I had a apron but still) clostridium difficile diarrhea (again aprons dont protect the whole body) Then there are the copious ammounts of "clean" but smelly fluids which some nurses take pride in splashing on me, Antibiotics when being 'drawn up' are a fav.