Got to wonder how a concrete bollard just 'collapsed' - what were he and his friends doing to it at the time? As far as the dad goes, what an arrogant b*stard! He's on goldbrickers (sorry, sickness) benefit - how annoyed is he going to be when the ambulance doesn't turn up for him going into a coma/having a heart attack/having a fit/whatever's actually wrong with him going wrong because it's gone to a little boy with a broken toe instead? I hate people like that, which is why I couldn't do your job Tom. I'd just run them over with the ambo... Changing the subject, I presume you're watching Eurovision tomorrow? Any opinions on our entry?