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Re: Re: Bloody CPR

by MANC PARA

Maybe they can reprogram the voice too. No more of that "DO NOT TOUCH THE PATIENT LOWLY HUMAN SCUM! I AM ANALYSING THE RYTHM! I AM THE SUPERIOR BEING! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!" I'd like a nice, soft upperclass female english accent with a slight hippy twist to it. Preferably one that offers to make the tea after defibrillating...

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