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Re: What's In Your Pockets

by Anonymous

Shirt pocket - right - packet of chewing gum, personal mobile phone, lipsyl Shirt pocket - left - cash card, bit of change, small diary Left sleeve Pocket - BWTS pen, pen torch Upper right trouser pocket - nothing Upper left trouser pocket - nothing Belt - pair of non latex gloves, keys to the ambulance if I'm driving that day. Right trouser pocket - (lower) - nothing (bigger thighs? no thanks) Left trouser pocket - (lower) - nothing (ditto) Right rear trouser pocket - nothing (makes my bum look bigger if I do) Left rear trouser pocket - Don't have one Stab vest pockets -What's a stab vest? Everything else goes in my response bag or stays on the motor.

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