1 - I beat it into shape myself after the garage told me that I looked strong enough to do it myself. 2 - Hahahahahaha, I'm looking to inherit my mum's car. 3 - No such thing in my job. 4 - And leave London? I need air that can be *chewed*. 5 - *Dream* (apart from the getting shot at part). 6 - We have new management, I'm reserving judgement but they don't seem _too_ bad. 7 - But then I'l just end up getting a lot of people arrested, then the police will say that they are too drunk for the cells and I'll have to take them to hospital anyway. 8 - One has been seen driing around Newham these last few days (Museum piece, but still...) 9 - Need to have a girlfriend first, and those Russian sites won;t take my credit card details. 10 - Correct!