Had a lad today on a red, in his 20s, chest pains. Got there and the car was on scene. We went into the house and this aggitated bloke was sitting on his sofa with 2 of his mates giggling. Car dude says to us that the bloke wants to go to hospital despite the fact all his obs were fine and he was having a panic attack so he could have a "check up". I asked him why he wanted to go and he confirmed this. I asked him what he was on and it turned out he had been taking whizz for the previous 3 days. We embarrassed him into not going and gave him the number of a taxi firm. Haven't got the brains they were born with. It's people with this IQ level that go on to be nurses at one of our local EPHs, have had a field day with a particular one over the weekend..a "qualified" nurse who doesn't seem to understand when one of their residents has arrested needs a new job.