are you ever tempted by sarcasm? "gosh, you're really impressing me. No, I mean really. The monosyllables, the making my life difficult, you must be like some mafia boss or something? Other people might think you're a scared little boy who's got a big front up and is going to go home to mum but no, I reckon you've got a big house filled with yo honeyz. Wow." Or perhaps belittling? "oozy wizzy wazzy matter den? Did some big boys hurt oo? Aww.. poor ickle oo. Shall we put oo in da big AMBULANCE so the nice doctors and nurses can make all better? Put a big dangerous plaster on it? I think we should call mummikins and daddikins first and let them know what's happened to their precious pumpkin first though!"