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Re: Danger Bus
by Churba
*Deviates neatly from the usual comments* DANGER BUS! Racing through the night, DANGER BUS! ain't It half a fright? DANGER BUS! Look out for the flashing lights! DANGER BUS! Tom'll Fix you up all Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! But as with the Russians - Don't blame you, frankly. Being a bartender, I see lots of conflicts involving alcohol, and I'll put my money on a drunk russian over anyone - We had a female bartender who was 4'1" and Russian, and after she had a few Red bull and Vodkas in her, Jesus hairy Christ you wouldn't want to get in her way - She got arrested once when we were out clubbing, and Banned from that particular club for beating someone up. That someone being the 15 stone Maori Bouncer.
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Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.

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