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Re: Danger Bus
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Churba
*Deviates neatly from the usual comments*
DANGER BUS!
Racing through the night,
DANGER BUS!
ain't It half a fright?
DANGER BUS!
Look out for the flashing lights!
DANGER BUS!
Tom'll Fix you up all Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
But as with the Russians - Don't blame you, frankly.
Being a bartender, I see lots of conflicts involving alcohol, and I'll put my money on a drunk russian over anyone -
We had a female bartender who was 4'1" and Russian, and after she had a few Red bull and Vodkas in her, Jesus hairy Christ you wouldn't want to get in her way - She got arrested once when we were out clubbing, and Banned from that particular club for beating someone up.
That someone being the 15 stone Maori Bouncer.
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