Ew. Squishy brains. *pokes* As far as the fragrance goes, where I used to work we had some particularly malodorous clients, sometimes they would have gangrene even which they would insist on showing us (but when we said "why not go and show your doctor?" they were amazed, appalled, and sometimes even offended at the suggestion). Anyway, we had a little pot of this stuff called Tiger Balm, kind of similar to Vicks but a much smaller pot, you didn't need as much and it didn't make my eyes water. And you swabbed a smidgen around your nose, and lo, you couldn't smell for the next half-hour or so. There were days when I could have built a holy shrine to the makers of that stuff. Seriously. Highly recommend it.