I think that when a significant number of christians get to heaven, when they meet god, the first thing that she'll tell them is 'That's SO not what i meant'. Then if anyone asks about sending a saviour to earth, she'll reply, yup, i sent 1 per day, but you guys just kept locking him up. I've been lucky enough to nurse God, the son of God (interestingly, both on the same ward at the time), and princess diana (who on occasion was princess margaret). I can honestly say though, give me someone with a mental illness anyday, rather than a little old dear with a UTI, hypoxia, or hypoglycaemia.