I wish I could get my brother to blog his firefighting stories but he like being in ruralshire so he can fully live up to the water fairies name - so good stuff doesn't come around often enough to keep an audience captivated and the rest is all politics. I remember him describing a call out to "Man stuck in garage" - the crew got there, could hear the man inside, lifted the garage door, and saw him kneeling against a sidedoor and wondered what the problem was. It turned out the poor guy has slipped on some oil and fell eye-first into the door handle. Luckily for the guy, the door handle was curvy and it merely "scooped" under the eyeball rather than poking it. He amazingly recovered from it.