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Re: Nice Bloggers

by J

But dahrling, of course you're A-list. The blog is ok, but print, radio, tv...It strikes me that the next logical step is the American market and then Hollywood. Now you will of course need an Agent, and though I hesitate to mention it a voice-coach and some minor cosmetic dentistry. My colleagues are happy to help, and for a mere 85%, (but let's not talk moolah, dahrling, it's soo passé). Then who knows, Naturalisation after a few years then Governorship of a mid-western State, then Tom for President! :-)

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