Curry or cabbage? I'm a girl and I fart, my husband sometimes calls me "foul arse" a sort of term of endearment.. of course he NEVER farts - not true he's immensly proud of doing so and congratulates himself on sphincter control. My mum, bless her, had a massive stroke aged 68 and lived to 89. She used to do real ripplers whilst manouvering herself backwards towards the back door giggling and farting all the way.As she is no longer with us I am honour bound to maintain the family tradition