All SO true. The problem is worse with the proliferation of cell phones, since someone can just dial 911 (999) and keep right on driving without even bothering themselves to stop and help. Absolves the lazy sod of any guilt involved in not being a good Samaritan, but doesn't delay them from that important trip to Ikea. We've had a few similar - "Unconscious male on a rock in the river (Sunbathing, asleep)", "Unconscious male on the side of the road (stupid, asleep)", "Vehicle stopped in the roadway, person slumped at the wheel (broken down, in fact not even IN the car)". Same kind of thing holds true for the Fire Department, too. ("Smoke coming from the roof of a house somewhere on Rte 4" - Yes - it's called a CHIMNEY).