I have to say smoochie...i think we might have a winner. A regular patient of ours was calling perhaps 7 or 8 times a day...he was an alcoholic who always complained of chest pains. When you got there his cider was out of reach or he couldn't find the TV remote! We did a report form and we worked out that on the basis of the number of calls recieved, the activation of an RRV and an ambulance...it had cost the taxpayer over £500 000 that's just one person! Unfortunately for this patient he was taken very ill and fortunately survived, thank god the crew took notice of him and took him in, eventhough he argued with them all the way to hospital. He has moved back to his flat now but is under an ASBO, it's only taken 18 months or so!