See Tom, even the lads think you're cute, it's not just me. Better make the washing powder non-bio unless you want calls out to mysterious rashes. (A friend rushed her toddler to ED, fearing the dreaded Meningitis, only realising days later that the doctor wasn't doing market research on the side when he asked if she'd recently changed brands. I couldn't help the look on my face, and she now introduces me as the friend who thinks I'm stupid.)