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Re: Man Down

by Dan

"Right trainees, the patient is a male, in his 30s complaining of severe knee pain. What's the first thing to do?" Trainee 1: "Figure out his GCS?" "no" Trainee 2: "Immobilise the injured limb?" "no" Trainee 3: "Whip out your mobile, take lots of pics and rip the piss out of him?" "Keeeerrect, take a gold star!" Seriously mate, ouch! Take it easy. Unless my eyes deceive me, did they treat you in Resus? Talk about getting the Royal treatment. Normally I only get to see inside there when they want to give me something with a paper thin theraputic margin...

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