"By the time we huffed and puffed him into the ambulance his blood pressure had raised a little. Fear of being dropped will do that to you." New LAS protocols 2008:- If the patient presents with dangerously low blood pressure measures must be taken to raise it to a satisfactory level. Suggested procedures include:- 1) If you have had to give the patient any medication, conspiciously reading the label afterwards and saying "Oops" out loud. 2) Telling the patient that they are in luck today, the Home Secretary/Minister for Health/Primeminster is visiting the hospital and will want to shake them by the hand. 3) On the journey to the hospital swerving violently while crying out "Oh God, Nooooo!".