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LAS Diet

by David

'Cheeseburger, fish burger and Big Mac'

Wow, that's incredible... but as your patients & equipment aren't getting any lighter, I'm guessing you can burn all those calories off in one shift.
Compare that with a St. John member - same diet, but we tend to have 7-hour shifts sitting around drinking tea, and my goodness you can see it in the shape of the average Johnny, and the uniform sizes available...

Have Occupational Health ever tried to interfere with 'advice' on healthy eating for crews, or do they wisely stick to ensuring you lift correctly and don't catch anything nasty off your patients?

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