My mum's one was always "put Savlon on it". Bumps, bruises, grazed knees, you name it, just put Savlon on it, make it all better. My sister and I used to joke that if we crawled in with a broken leg mum would put Savlon on it. When I got a bit older I lost faith in the almighty power of Savlon for anything that wasn't likely to be helped by an antiseptic cream - then I realised that as well as having a placebo effect, it was an effective way of seeing how injured we were. If we were content to rub cream right into the skin all over the affected area, then it was really unlikely that we were seriously hurt. Big Dangerous Plasters were another one... *reminisces*