Don't mean to laugh lots at your pain, humiliation and discomfort but I have (& for a long while!!). P'haps 'make' your testicles slightly smaller so the loved up one can't glance over them?!! On a more serious note how come you have been issued with anti stab vests? For the past three plus years we have been battling for anti stab vests but they "cost too much" and "no-one has needed one yet". Naturally I beg to differ. Several incidents I've been to, we've been 'lucky' not to have been seriously injured from bread knives etc. Each time I've put in an incident reporting form, along with all of my other colleagues, yet their findings remain as "not a need for anti-stab vests". I think they'll find it alot cheaper to have issued anti-stab vests rather than the enormous bill they'd be left with after I've sued their mo'fo'in asses It could be made oh so simple, but naturally 'I don't see the bigger picture'