A few years back my crewmate and I went to one of our "regulars", an OD . This lady was at one time , a high class prossie but time had taken it's toll and she had lost the plot. We could see "Olga" laying on a settee and she would not respond to our shouting, as it was getting close to the end of our shift my mate decided to climb through a kitchen window . As he was half way through with just his arse and legs hanging out he knocked a plate off the sink onto the floor the resulting crash caused Olga to wake with a start , she ran out of the front door and saw the legs waving and asked me "What the F**K is he doing ?? "Trying to help you " I started to say," I DON'T NEED ANY F**KING HELP, BUT HE F**KING DOES " and promptly grabs his balls and pulls him back out . I know I shouldn't ,but I still chuckle when I remember his scream of surprise/pain!!!