That reminded me of an Urgent detail I did a few years back, whereby we took a gent in his early sixties from a chair he'd sat in, slept in, shat in, farted in, pissed in, 'splodged himself' in, smoked in & became rather ill in, over the past four weeks. This was due o the fact initailly he couldn't be bothered to get out & as time progressed, his health deteriorated. When my crewmate and I came to help the gent stand and transfer him into the carry chair (he was rather weak at this stage) we noticed that something dropped from him as we stood him up. It wasn't until a strong, heavy stench from about his person, which made me turn my head very quickly (before I professionally chundered) that I saw that the thing which had dropped, were in fact maggots - from his bottom. His bottom and surrounding area was necrosed & necrosing. I would like to point out that these delights were not part of any ongoing ulcer treatment, so were not purposefully placed! Naturally, we informed the receiving hospital of his condition and advised a side room with nurses without smell or stomachs! Yes, I was in the back and yes my crewmate did turn up the heating - the anus! Tom, I think I'm addicted to your site - you're genius