WOW! Maggots have a smell all their own, don't they. I wonder if that poor chair anticipated its fate, as it left the showroom so very many years ago, all plump and wrapped in polythene. Awesome story, love the way you puked just to add to the ambience - I gather from your list the chap hadn't managed that one himself, and I respect your professional desire to complete the full Bodily Emissions set. :o)