I now know (and have booked a lobotomy with a shovel to forget, this coming Tuesday 3pm) that "eat your rat" is Nottingham Kid-Speak for oral intercourse upon a lady. These boys have been raised to characterise female genitalia as, "a rat." Possibly the single most despised, and diseased, and death-spreading animal - vermin, rodent, cast your own nickname - in human history. Enjoy, and don't call us feminists when "maggot" rears its ugly small blind head.