Absolutely astounding stuff. Though, quite clearly, you have not been doing your job in the correct fashion young man. You give no mention at all to checking this womans nappy, let alone spitting on your hanky and scrubbing away at her chocolate encrusted gob for her. I really don't know what todays medical profession is coming to. There's far too much ranting polluting society today. Before we know it someone will have the audacity to start a blog on such matters. Where's it all going to end. - BC