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Re: Because It Happens To My Patients
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The Saint
My "favourite" is when you ring back someone who says their mate is "drunk and vomiting" [to tell them its Saturday night, and their chances of getting an ambulance are basically NIL], and they give the phone to said mate, who then vomits loudly down the phone at you, just to prove the point...
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