Possible answers to questions: ٠ We don't deliberately import them. Some come here expecting the land of milk and honey and find it's just sh*t. ٠ Poor people can only afford poor tattoos because they become poor by spending all their cash on booze. ٠ Cider is the most cost effective way to get bladdered. It's dirt cheap and you need less to get in said state. ٠ People are not all trained to know how to separate a bozzy coma from a death. It's good to see some still take the time to care enough to want to help. ٠ They paw because they're drunk and those in this state are either super friendly or super aggressive. Which is better? ٠ Maybe they all have the same father. They ever smell like each other too. ٠ They would get arrested for urinating in the street. A casualty unit is much more comfortable than a police cell and you meet lots of interesting people. ٠ As per point five. Either super friendly or they want to kill each other. As regards farting, can you tell the difference between a bum burp and a follow through?