I shouldn't have sniggered at your post - but I did. There's something redolent of Harry Enfield's Mr Cholmondeley-Warner about "avoid using terms like 'mong' or 'window licker'" that rather charmed me.... sorry! On a happier note, am I the only person who comes here after a big catchup on the daily news, because I almost know that there's going to be something on here that restores my faith in human nature - if not Tom's main post, then it'll be one of the regular commentors. Call me sappy, blame it on the big glass of chilled Waitrose perry I'm working on right now* but I love you lot!!!! :o) * Perry - 8% ABV pear cider, aka, tramp juice tarted up for the middle classes....