A GP I used to work for wasonce asked to go and identify a body- if I remember rightly it was only the bottom half, the head being elsewhere. Poor Dr had only just joined the practice so wouldn't have know the patient even if he'd intact! Sparked lots of jokes of course, like "was he the head of the family?" We had a burglary the next day and when the police apologised for not being able to send scenes of crime they were a bit taken aback when I knew why! Good use of an emergency ambulance.Patient hit by 5 eggs. Didn't bother to wait to be seen. Interesting letter today. It said "the bowels are" then nothing more about bowels. "I think therefore I am", "the bowels are" mmmm