You, and Mayat the Egyptian Goddess of Truth (okay I'm rambling!) are on one mission here: • "Expect to treated like gods." = "I whined and no-one gave me 5 x what I'd paid for. I'm calling Watchdog!!" "• Exaggerate and invent for effect." = "I called all week and no-one took my call!" = I called twice, neither time did I deign to leave a message, I am a hystrical tcun. • "Like to express their views moan." = There is no view that's not, a moan. Not for most of those tossers. I NOW go out of my way to compliment good work, but even I didn't know better before. Feedback - moany4r5ed tncu. •"Panic easily." = There's a better way to panic?! PANIC NOW!! PANIC FAST!! Ego baby not fed, throw toys out of pram, maximum velocity and don't mind the collateral damage. • "Are total - fill in relevant word/phrase here. " = UCNT. Universal College of Nasty Tossers. There are many things I could say about this, very late, comment on Tom's lovely blog, the only one that's probably relevant is that typing this has lowered my blood pressure considerably, and I'm so much less likely to be found with body parts blocking my bidet now....!