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Re: Delays At Hospital
by dungbeetle
It be time for the A&E to have a separate unit staffed for all walking wounded, set up as a clinic with an old fashioned Nurse with a Sgt. Majors boom voice and a syringe with a horse needle on one lapel a lolly pop on the other. Then hands out a paper gown and sends the customer to the locker room and told strip [regardless if it be adenoid or in-growing toenail problem ], those with neck braces can be shown the television set then be watched for those that can swivel and anchor eyes on the one with a TV neckline. All those with blud then can be processed.
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