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Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.
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rather painfulexcruciating chest pains, and strong efforts in the respiratory department, thereofre rendering me slightly unable to correct her/shout after her. Eventually she did return, and asked me what the problem was. The repsonse was an explosion of tears and a rasped "I....*gaaaaassssp*......can't.... *cough* *gaaassssssspp* breeaaaaaaatthheee!!!! *gasp* *splutter* *cough*. Would have been alot easier if I has produced a bit of paper methinks. So, Mr Reynolds, and the asthmatic lady - thank you for the tip. I shall start typing right now.