a very good idea 'the greek' however, may I add another charge to their criminal record; wasting emergency service time!!! and give them the fine for the ambulance/fru time! Even if this 'drunk bunk' idea doesn't work (even though it is the most amazing idea ever!) they should still be charged! I think the police have enough on their hands as it is though so... :( Oh well, it's been a chucklworthy post!!!