LOL! I think one important point to note is, with some people an axe fight in the middle of the high street actually IS a good day out, even perhaps the highlight of their year - it actually meets their needs for violence, ego gratification, and one-upmanship/carrying a big fat grudge. Let's face it, you don't carry an axe around a city high street unless you're really hoping for a chance to use it! You only have to look at the history books to see such people have always been with us, and while people like us (? most of us anyway - probably!) enjoy quieter, more serene occasions, some other folks have such a limited emotional repertoire that only fighting, brutal confrontations, and bloodshed make them feel alive.