1. I once met a prince in an Airport. To say it was a waste of his time is an understatement. I have nothing to show for this, not even a picture (the camera batteries were dead). 2. I have always been of the opinion that, whatever your political inclinations, you have to agree; Michael Howard really resembles a serial killer. 3. Since starting university, I have partaken in 3 different types of martial arts and had a gym membership twice. And I'm still a fat bastard. 4. I'm constantly unable to sleep consistantly over the course of a week. Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome/Disorder is quite annoying. 5. I do nothing with the extra time that I get from this except write comments on blogs and listen to XM Radio. I really need a hobby. 6. It is my ambition to one day have something interesting enough to write about that I can start my own blog that won't crash, burn, get assessed by an insurance worker and then, finally, be buried in a silent service, with three loners in attendance and a priest who mispronounces the name. 7. Comedy is one of my favourite things in the world, and yet I continue to be an unfunny douche.