1. I haven't been able to fart since the 19th August 2005. 2. I have been in an ambulance once. 3. I spent 22 hours on a train in India in September. 4. I worked at an A&E reception for two and a half years. Trying to eat a chicken ball special while some drunken ejit waggles his laccerated eyebrow at you, dripping blood all over the place saying "Is me eye hanging" is fun!! 5. I once had the private phone number for the Blairs, but I lost it! 6. Some people collect stamps... I collect Consultants! I am under active review by 4 different specialities at the hospital, having been discharged by another 2. I am hoping for a prize when I complete the set!!. 7. I'm off out now to buy a present as my friend had a wee baby last night.