Maybe this will cheer you up... a drunk who had fallen over, the only medical history was erectile dysfunction; when I meant to say, "if you phone nhs direct, they can lead you in the right direction for self help [he refused hospital treatment-good boy!] I said: "if you phone nhs direct, they can lead you in the right erection...[trailed off with an embarrased look]", I wander where my mind was at that point! I was so embarrased! Lol! Hope you find some more good nursing homes soon!! xx