Seriously though, what kind of idiot calls an ambulance because they have got the shits? In what world is that an 'emergency'? Prats. There should eb some sort of system of fines for people who waste the time of ambulance crews by calling them out for something utterly ridiculous. Honestly. Take a pack of dioralyte, have a glass of water and stop bloody whining, it'll be gone in a few days. I'd be great as an ambulance crew member, so sympathetic.....