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Re: Re: Wanting To Punch A Nurse

by batsgirl

Can you imagine a person with that attitude lasting five minutes in another job? BOSS: What are you doing, there's a queue of customers at your till! NURSE: Those aren't customers. BOSS: Yes they are, and that man at the front just ordered a Big Mac, now go and get it for him. NURSE: You must be joking. Did he tell you he wanted a Big Mac? CO-WORKER: Yes he did, I heard him. NURSE: Oh... well, he comes in here every weekend wanting a Big Mac. I've had enough of serving him Big Macs. He needs to go to the KFC down the road. CUSTOMER'S WIFE: But he's allergic to chicken. NURSE: Am I bovvered?

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