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Re: Re: Re: I Feel Like Crying, Or Killing Someone - I'm Yet To Decide.

by Alison J

Sergeant: "Right, lads, fix bayonets. When you hear the whistle, we're going over the top." Private Reynolds: "Er . . . Sarge?" Sergeant: "What is it now, Reynolds, you 'orrible little maggot?" Private Reynolds: "Would you mind if I gave this one a miss, Sarge? Only I've had a letter from me mum, see, saying me flippin' bike's been pinched and . . . (sniff). . . I'm just so bloomin' cross."

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