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Re: The 'R's

by Guest Blogger

ah ha, ive finally found how to post a comment. after all these years. was i a lesbien or a gay again?? can i give you my life story?? ok, i will give it to you anyway i was born a heamaphrodite and my mummy decided to throw me in a park bin a lovely old tramp man found me and gave me some sexual pleasure. a nice policeman found him humping me and took me away now I am stalking u! mwahahahaha

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