"as the government considers ambulance crews as being able to work twelve hour shifts without such luxuries. " If you have experience of 'retaining' fluid for long periods, are a good communicator and can work a computer then why not become a Mobile Librarian? Oh, wait a minute, I am forgetting that you like to drive fast and that you might actually expect to work with a computer on the Mobile Library (you do get about an hour and a half, a fortnight, to access a computer unless you want to work lunchtimes, in violation of the legal requirement for drivers to take breaks) and the pay is only 16k. However, if anyone else does wish to try this challenging job then contact your local Library service and pray it is not the one I work for. Annual Information Day soon and we will be discussing Charter Mark... the fun just never ends!