I'd like to see Paramedics being given the ability to prescribe a slap on scene. "What seems to be the trouble? You're in pain? And have you taken any painkillers? No? Well, I have a treatment for you - its more of a long term solution than a short term, but it should help. SLAP. There, now - see? from now on, you'll take your painkillers before wasting our time, yes?" 2 slaps, twice a day, or however many it takes to put the phone down.