Before this course, my crewmates and I would leave patients at home by using the ruse "I've just got to get something out of the ambulance" before making a speedy getaway. Unless they'd actually chopped their own legs off in which case we could get out at quite a leisurely saunter. But No More! The light has been seen, the brilliance has shone down from above, and now I realise that the Correct Path is to keep pulling out yet more paperwork until the patient is actually begging us to just go away and let them go to bed and be ill in peace. How close am I?