After just coming off 4 nightshifts over the the weekend and dealing with a very high ratio of bullshit jobs to proper ones i am backing any suggestion which may remedy the misuse of ambos. E.g Called to 50y/o female for a fall. Get to her (large posh) house to find a woman coming out the door to meet us. As i approach i ask her if the patient is inside although my answer is confirmed as she turns and locks the door and walks towards the ambulance "No dear, i had a fall in supermarket car park and i've hurt my knee a bit (5 hours previously and drove home). I didnt want to waste your time so i tried to call a friend to take me to hospital as my husband is at work" Me (calmly) "Did you think about calling a taxi?" Her "No, i drive everywhere and didnt think about that. I hope im not wasting your time"