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Re: If They Hadn't Woken...
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IMHO he came from the fourth field. the one of idiots that aren't even aware that they are committing suicide.
This group can be subdivided into two subgroups:
- Darwin Award contestants, like the one I rescued once (and, funnily, survived) who was plastered and/or doped enough to try playing with his friends russian roulette with a Beretta semiauto pistol. He managed to take away a huge chunk of his skull bone, but all the chemicals he took before paradoxically saved his life because he entered almost immediately in some sort of drug induced coma.
- Transplant meat as we call here in Italy the kids on scooters who still believe they are playing with their PSPs isntead of trying to overtake a lorry on a blind turn...
Andrea
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